onlinepunk:

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

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tumblr poll!

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

a-sociopathic-psychologist:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

should i rub my dog’s head or her belly?

You’ve got two hands don’t you? Why not both?

I stand here an absolute heathen, fool, a pissant

its-films-squid:

jamesyouth:

i love everything about this

When they say “boys will be boys” this is what they mean

zieglera:

me: I’m going to go to bed early

me:

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nofrauds:

#when someone leaves me with their dog.

draumbooty:

blessed-with-southern-sweetness:

chancethereaper:

rosescentimental:

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

Are you telling me there are people out there who have their beds just floating in the middle of their rooms like animals?

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This makes me so uneasy

You have to defend from all sides I don’t like it

buddhabrot:

oncesingingalways:

Quality. Content.

the only post i care about

hourgloss:

can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have to option to kill ross geller